he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
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Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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