I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
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I queefed so loud it echoed.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
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I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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