it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
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Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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