my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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