Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Randomize
