He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
This is the high leading the old right now
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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