i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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