Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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