Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I lost the right to judge tonight
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