he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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