Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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