hell yes lets make some ravioli
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
wow bdsm is so cute
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
