Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
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i used baking grease as lip gloss
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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