I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
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I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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