the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
This is my gift to your gina
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
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