I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
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So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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