it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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