Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
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She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
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Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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