are you still at the devil's house?
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me