I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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