i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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