I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
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I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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