he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
