Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
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The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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