Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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