i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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