if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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