she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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