Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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