I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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