i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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