You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
