Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
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I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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