Dual....:-)
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
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