i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Randomize
