what if I'm pregnant?
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I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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