...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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