i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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