he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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