I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
My balls are so social today.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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