May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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