No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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