We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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