Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
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What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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