i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
She bit a glass in half.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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