I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
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her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
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dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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