we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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