that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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