omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
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I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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