Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
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YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
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It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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