And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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