We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
one two three fourrrrnication!
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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