i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
do herpes really smell.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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