I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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