Tell her she can't have a vagina
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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