Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
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Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
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life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
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